Announcing the Launch of Sending Cologne Wipes to Smelly Friends

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When I got the press release of for immediate release I thought it was a joke. Seriously this is hilarious but a true product. is a site where you can purchase cologne wipes to send anonymously with a note “Someone thinks you smell REAL BAD” to your stinky friends or family.

I am fortunate as all my friends don’t stink because they have great personal hygiene and if I sent this to one of them they would know it’s me. I did however run next to a person in Cross Country who ran at my same pace that smelt horrendous every day. It was unbearable; imagine running next to a stinky person for a 3 or 4 miles run. Eventually I couldn’t take it anymore and started running faster so I wouldn’t run next to her. Where were these wipes back when I was in high school?

How does it work? First go to the site and fill in all your information. Below is a picture showing you how it works when  you are ready to send a stink-a-gram to someone.


How do I buy the cologne wipes on On the top tool bar you will see "BUY" and that is how you get started sending cologne wipes. Please see below:

Buy Stink with arrow

I feel like I did my good deed to people who have stinky friends or family by introducing to everyone who reads cutegeek. Personally if I got one I would wonder who would do such a thing however it is also a great prank or April Fool joke. So if you get one from me it's a joke...or is it?

May the force be with you on your quest to eliminate the stink from your smelly friend!

Official Press Release:

Miami, FL (Feb 22, 2016) – Today marks the launch of (#myfriendsmells), a site allowing customers to anonymously send cologne wipes to friends with an attached note informing the recipient that they smell BAD! Released to great fanfare, capitalizes on a much underserved market niche: allowing the non-confrontational friends of smelly men and women to send either individual cologne wipes ($1.99) or even a 4 pack ($4.99) in the hopes of conquering bad BO, once and for all.


Both buyers AND recipients are cracking up, and smelling great in the process. The site boasts complete anonymity for the sender, which is a huge draw, not to mention offering inexpensive pricing and free US shipping. Of course, bad body odor is not limited to the US, and has responded to that lucrative market segment by offering international shipping for a small fee.

“Everyone has a stinky friend. A classmate, co-worker, boss, sibling or other stank suspect. Those days of smelliness are over – here is your chance to tell them what’s up” a spokesperson from explains, “what’s best is that we do the dirty work for you.” Based on early sales figures, it seems that most people have smelly friends and cannot wait to make them know it.  Representatives from the company acknowledge another potential key to their success: there may just be a whole lot of jokesters out there with a motive to embarrass their friends. The upside? A laugh, and well, the recipient smells good to go.