The Next Feminist Issue - SLEEP!
According to the NY Daily News that is.
Research shows (don't shoot the messenger!) that women use more actual brain power than men because they often multi-task and do more at once. My favorite line is "a man who has a complex job that involves a lot of decision-making and lateral thinking may also need more sleep than the average male - though probably still not as much as a woman."
Now ain't that a shame.
Ladies - go to bed - we have work to do. If we each slept at least 20 minutes more per night, a large population of women would be more awake at work, enabled to ooze more power, and eventually we'll all run a little part of this show.
On your ready, get set, GO!
(oh and Obama just said women will be treated and paid equally as men - he just sprinkled us with some ZZzzZZzzzz...)